Sunday Stealing on a Monday Morning
The Imaginary Meme (Part 7)
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121. Have you gone rock climbing? If not, would you?
- No, I have not had the pleasure of rock climbing and no I don’t see myself doing it in the near future.
122. Do you believe in forever love in a romantic relationship?
- No, I don’t believe in "forever love". I think that love for anyone beyond your own children, is something that needs to be worked at an nurtured in order to survive.
123. As a kid did you ever sneak anyone into your house?
- Definitely! There was always something deliciously sneaky about sneaking a girl into the house without my parent’s being aware.
124. Do you personally know anyone homeless?
- Not currently, but I do know people that have been homeless in the past.
125. Do you believe in aliens?
- Not necessarily. I don’t deny the fact that there could be other life forms out there, but I don’t believe they are currently walking among us, probing our people, and taking us for science experiments.
127. What would it take for you to sell your soul to a devil?
- Nothing, I wouldn’t sell my soul to the devil for anything in the world.
128. Top or bottom?
- Top
129. Are you happy with your career?
- As happy as one can get.
130. What’s your favorite store to buy clothes? Why?
- Probably Belk, since they carry a decent selection of clothes.
131. What is your eye color?
- Brown
132. Watching or playing sports?
- Prefer to watch American football, but will watch others from time-to-time. Do not play any sports anymore, but have played all the major sports at one time or other.
133. Would you have plastic surgery?
- Not unless it was to save my life.
134. Name one website that you visit daily. Why do you read it?
- WordPress is something I try to visit daily, and I like to read various blogs and authors. I read them obviously because I enjoy them.
135. Are you going on vacation this year? If so, where?
- Yes, several places, mainly the beach and to the mountains.
136. How do you align yourself politically?
- Republican
137. Do you have any pets?
- Yes, a crazy dog
138. Do you believe in soul mates?
- I believe there are people with strong bonds of mutual preferences and likes. If that makes them "soul mates" then so be it.
139. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
- I don’t hate anything about myself. 
The Community Meme (Sunday Stealing)
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1. As a blogger, what do you draw inspirations from for your posts?
Depends upon the posting. Obviously the erotic photos don’t require much inspiration, other than the fact that I like their quality. My erotic stories, I draw inspiration from erotic photos or from talking with other people. Sometimes a particular situation my arise that causes me to think, “hmmm… I wonder…” and it just goes from there.
2. If you could swap blogs with another blogger for a post, who would you switch with and why?
That’s an easy one. I would swap with Woman from: The World According to Woman. Because I love her style and how she writes, it would be fun to see what she would have to post.
3. If your blog had a theme song, what would it be? Why?
“Blue Light” by Prince, because it seems to fit the overall theme of my life.
4. What is your writing process for a post?
I just sit and write what comes to mind. I don’t do any after editing, what you see is what you get. My mind just wanders and my fingers just type.
5. Your blog requires a cute, new, mascot – what would it be?
I don’t do cute.
6. Do you feel you express your “true self” on your blog?
Sure I do.
7. What is your biggest online pet-peeve?
The same pet peeve I have in the “real world” stupid people.
8. If you could live in a fictional universe, where would you live? Why?
I wouldn’t want to live in a fictional universe. My world is much too fun to leave it.
9. You’re having a bad day, you’re upset, you’re angry, or you’re sad – what is your go-to comfort?
Honestly, cooking. I like to cook to get out all the frustrations. It is simple, tasks that need to be completed that result in an accomplishment.
10. What is your favorite inspirational quote?
When in doubt, look up!
11. If they were to make a movie based on your life, who would play you, your leading lady/man, your best friend, and your rival?
Beats me…
12. Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?
I don’t know when the world is going to end, and neither does anyone else.
13. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
Nothing, I am happy with who I am and have no wish to change that. If others don’t like me the way I am, that is their problem… not mine.
14. What is your favorite season and why?
Fall. I love the natural beauty of the landscape as it changes seasons. Plus I like chilly weather.
15. You’ve been bitten by a vampire. Would you fight it with all your undead being or would you embrace it for all it is worth?
Embrace it, you are who you are.
16. Have you personally met any of your blogger friends?
From this blog, no. From other blogs, yes.
17. What does your favorite pair of underwear look like?
Gray Boxer Briefs
18. Have you ever drank something right from the container in the refrigerator knowing other people will have to drink out of the same container later?
Nope.
19. What is your favorite word and explain why?
“Really!?” Because it is so sarcastic and gets the point across.
20. 2011 is soon coming to a close, is there anything you’d like to do different on your blog in the year 2012?
I don’t really know. I was just thinking about that earlier. We shall see what I come up with.
The Blue Memory Meme, Part 2 (Sunday Stealing)
It is time for a bit of Sunday Stealing. If you want to play along, go here…
Cheers to all of us thieves!
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Sure I am. I am not always proud of the decisions that I have made in my life, but I am happy with who I have become.
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate any high pitched whistle sound and I love the sound of children laughing (especially my own)
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if… I had never gotten out of the military (I would be retiring this year coming up)
29) Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghosts as in those with bedsheets… no. Ghosts as in spirits, yes.
30) How about aliens?
No I do not believe in aliens, because I have seen no definitive proof. But… I can be proven wrong.
31) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Having children.
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
It’s a toss up between Riyadh and South American jungles. Neither were much fun and both could be dangerous.
33) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Oh, definitely! I believe that most creative people have a completely different view on the world and the definition of sanity.
34) Most attractive actor of your opposite gender?
To me… right now… Zooey Deschanel…
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Living it to the fullest one can, and not having any regrets.
36) Define “Art”.
Art is beauty in the eye of the beholder.
37) Do you believe in luck?
No… not really, nor do I believe in coincidences.
38) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Great conversation, great chemistry (personality wise and sexual) and the willingness to overlook each others faults.
39) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Brown-eyed Girl by Van Morrison
40) Where were you yesterday?
A Christmas parade
41) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
Hmmm… hard to tell, I have broken my wrists, dislocated shoulders and messed up my knees. In my estimation, all of them were the worst injuries I ever had when they occurred.
42) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Just your normal average obsession with members of the opposite sex.
43) What’s up?
Really? You have to ask that? If you follow my blog, I will let you make an educated guess.
44) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Sure I have, and I found the rumor to be quite useful too.
45) Do you believe in real magic?
Nope…
46) Do you ever hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Nope, I have the amazing ability to forget about people as soon as they walk out of my life. Even if they did me wrong, I can usually find a way that I had done them wrong as well, so why judge and hold a grudge?
47) What’s your favorite (non-pet) animal?
The Gorilla
48) What is your secret weapon to get people to like you?
My sarcastic charm and wit.
49) Where is your best friend?
Out and about some where.
50) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
Spears, Germanotta, or Obama… not really certain there…
The Blue Memory Meme, Part One (Sunday Stealing)
Sunday Stealing: The Blue Memory Meme, Part One
Cheers to all of us thieves!
1) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Ssshhhh!
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Pauley Perrette from NCIS, I just think she is sexy as all get out.
3) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ireland
4) What do you think about most?
Simple one… Sex
5) You have the opportunity to spend a romantic night with the music celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Adele
6) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The morning I woke up after a 2 day drunk to find my friends wife passed out naked next to me
7) What’s your strangest talent?
I don’t think I have any strange talents
8) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
That really depends upon who is asking the question. I am not typically afraid of answering any questions. However, there are a few I would rather my wife not ask me
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
-Oh, I am sure there has been at least some poetry written about me. More than likely it was the unflattering heartbreak type of poetry.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
-Probably earlier this week, I am a big kid after all (with a young one of my own)
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Bathophobia- or “fear of falling from a high place”
12) What’s your religion?
-Christian, Southern Baptist to be exact
13) What is your current desktop picture?
-My son climbing monkey bars at the park
14) When you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Yard work, raking leaves this time of year
15) What’s the last song you listened to?
“We Three Kings” by Barenaked Ladies
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Styx
17) What was the last lie you told?
“The medicine is purple because it tastes just like grape drink!”
18) Do you believe in karma?
Nope
19) What is a saying you say a lot?
It is not necessarily a ‘saying’ but more of a sarcastic use of the word “Really!?”
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
My greatest weakness is the desire for members of the opposite sex; my greatest strength is the ability to logically solve most dilemmas that are thrust in my path
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Hmmm… obviously… Adele and Pauley Perrette, you can also add to that Martina McBride, Amy Lee and Zooey Deschanel
22) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
The song “All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You”
23) How do you vent your anger?
in explosive fits of rage that quickly subside as it gets out of my system
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
from my childhood- baseball cards and comic books. As an adult- Santa Clauses and guns
25) What is your favorite word?
Really!?
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About Me and My Blog (Sunday Stealing)
Somehow I had accidentally hit publish earlier. Guess it was almost like a premature ejaculation… Ignore that one… Here is the post in its entirety…
It is time for a bit of Sunday Stealing. If you want to play along, go here…
1. Why did you sign up for writing your blog?
I wanted a place to express myself that was somewhat anonymous, so that I could share some of my erotic stories and pictures that I enjoy.
2. Why did you choose your blog’s name? What does it mean?
I believe the title is pretty self-explanatory. It is a place to tell my “tales”.
3. Do you ever had another blog?
Yes, I have other blogs. Some were very close to this one in content. Others (which I still maintain) are less anonymous and do not have any erotic flair at all.
4. What do you do online when you’re not on your blog?
Usually I am online for work. However, I do like Facebook as well.
5. How about when you’re not on the computer?
A lot of my time is spent working. I own two businesses as well as working for “the man”, so a lot of my time is taken up. However, when I am free, all of my time is spent with my family. When everyone goes to bed, that is my time and usually I am reading.
6. What do you wish people who read your blog knew about you?
How strangely complex I am.
7. What is your favorite community in the blogosphere?
I am not too familiar with “communities” in the blogosphere. I only know those that comment/subscribe to my posts. I usually follow them as well and enjoy what they have to share. However, I am open to “communities” if someone would point me in the right direction.
8. What is your philosophy on your blog layout?
I have played with the layout quite a bit. I am happy with it now. I believe a blog should be designed in such a way that the content is easy to read. Also, if posting pictures, one should be aware of contrasting colors that would take away from the blog. Since I typically only post b&w erotic photos, I feel the current layout helps them stand out.
9. Tell me about your picture you use to represent you on your blog.
I choose to use a picture of the Phantom from “Phantom of the Opera” as my avatar. I chose it, because I feel it is a good representation of me. A man hiding behind a mask, writing words that people will enjoy, but never know the truth behind who is writing them.
10. Pick 3 random blogs from your blogroll and tell us about them.
This reminds me that I need to update my blogroll with some newer blogs that I have been enjoying. However, here are three random blogs for your enjoyment…
–A Talk Behind Closed Doors- I have mentioned this blog in previous posts. Right now I think he is busy with his NaNoWriMo story, so he hasn’t updated this blog in a while, but he is an awesome writer.
–The Many Sides of Dominance- I always enjoy visiting this blog, from the pictures posted to the thoughts on dominance, it never ceases to provide enjoyment.
–You’ve Been Hooked-I always enjoy the writing on this blog. When I need a “pick-me-up”, I can rest assured that I will find it there. He has a fantastic way of providing humor towards a job that would otherwise be frustrating as hell.
11. What features do you think your blog should have that it doesn’t currently?
Perhaps a forum, or a q&a section, like that which is provided by Formspring
12. What do you consider the 10 most “telling” interests that we would infer from what you blog persona?
erotica,nudity,women,sex,stories,art,pictures,spanking,submission,dominance
13. Do you have any unique interests that you have never shared before? What are they?
Not really, but if I haven’t shared them then there probably is a reason for it!
14. The best thing about blogging is all of the friends that you make, Beside from those folks, do you think your blog has fans?
I would like to think that it does. One always hopes for fans that enjoy what you have to share.
15. What’s your current obsession? What about it captures your imagination?
My current obsession is the erotic roleplay of dominance and submission. What about it doesn’t capture my imagination? It is very sexy and extremely erotic.
16. What are you glad you did but haven’t really had a chance to post about?
I don’t post as much about my personal life on this blog, so I am sure there are lots of things that I have done that I was “glad” about, but haven’t shared.
17. How many people that first became a blog friend, have you met face to face?
From previous blogs I have met 4 of them face-to-face and have met 1 person that was introduced to me by a blog friend.
18. What don’t you talk about here, either because it’s too personal or because you don’t have the energy?
I don’t give too much personal information out here. My content doesn’t lend itself to that and I am trying to stay somewhat anonymous here.
19. What’s a question that you’d love to answer?
any question that is asked of me
20. Have you ever lost a blogging friendship and regretted it?
sure I have. Sometimes things can become too personal and it can result in needing to part ways. I always regret that.
21. Have you ever lost a blogging friendship and thought, “Was that overdue!”
Certainly! As with all friendships, some just aren’t meant to be.
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The Madness Meme, Part 2 (Sunday Stealing)
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Sunday Stealing
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23. Do you ever walk around the house naked?
-Yes, as much as possible. If I had a fenced in backyard, I would walk out there naked too.
24. If you were an animal what would you be? Why?
-Gorilla, because they are big, hairy, grumpy and protective of their family
25. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?
-Whatever is their natural color.
26. If suffering an injury, would you rather be left blind or deaf?
-Deaf, I would hate to miss out on the beauty of the world.
27. Do you have any special talents?
-Nothing that I would consider overly special, other than the power of persuasion. My wife often says I can sell a glass of Holy water to the devil if I wanted too.
28. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
-Hang up my keys so that I don’t misplace them.
29. Do you like horror or comedy?
-Neither, I am more into drama and adventure, mixed with some comedy.
30. Are you missing anyone?
-Always, but that is just a part of life.
31. Where do you want to live when you are old?
-In a remote cabin away from everyone else.
32. Who is the person you can count on the most?
-My wife.
33. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
-Martina McBride, she is just beyond sexy to me.
34. What did you dream last night?
-That I was continuously falling in a bottomless pit.
35. What is your favorite sport to watch?
-American football
36. Are you named after anyone?
-Yes, some old characters off of Gunsmoke and Bonanza
37. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
-Moonshine
38. Non alcoholic drink?
-Dr Pepper
39. Have you ever been in love?
-yes
40. Do you sing in the shower?
-all the time, much to my wifes chagrin
41. Have you ever been arrested?
-Nope
42. What is your favorite Holiday?
-Christmas
43. Would you ever get plastic surgery?
-No
44. Have you ever caught a fish?
-Yes, I love to fish
Slipping in on a Monday Morning
I am just slipping into things this morning like a hand up a tight mini-skirt, not enough room to move, but fun none-the-less. The weekend was enjoyable. I love not being connected to the rest of the world. No cell phone, no landline, no TV, no… nothing…
The outdoors at this time of year is absolutely wonderful. The leaves are changing as Autumn sets in fully, the weather was cool and crisp, just enough to require a light jacket in the morning but not cold enough to freeze you yet.
I will find time later today to catch up on blogs that were written over the last few days. Until then… I have a little Sunday Stealing and Mondy Mayhem all rolled into one posting:
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Sunday Stealing
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This weeks Meme is the conclusion of the Questions Galore Meme (Part 3)
41. What is a quote that you love?
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”- Nietzche
42. Do you think of pure hate as something humanity created?
Yes, hate is a creation of the human mind. I believe all animals were endowed with a fight or flight reflex, as well as a hunting order. However, I do not believe they actually hate what they are attacking.
43. When was the last time you wanted to scream?
I can think of numerous times that I wanted to scream out of aggravation, but not truly scream.
44. Do you ever at times see the world in black and white?
No, the world always has shades of gray in it. There is no such thing as being totally black and white.
45. Have you ever thought that cell phones are too obtrusive?
Yes. If I did not require a cell phone for work, I would never have gotten one. There is nothing more annoying than seeing a family out together and all of them on their phones at the same time. Probably texting one another since communication has gone down the tubes.
46. In your life, where do you thank the rainbow will end?
At a pot of gold, of course!
47. What is something that you never want to do again?
Hmmm… can’t think of anything that I would never want to do again. Everything I have ever done, I have learned from.
48.When was the first time you realized the world was small?
When I realized that everyone knew who I was dating when I was a teenager, before I even knew I was dating them.
49. How you spend your time contemplating life’s mysteries?
I spend my time contemplating life’s mysteries on a mountain top, far away from the hustle and bustle of civilization, cell phones, internet, etc.
50. Ever discuss your political beliefs with people?
Always, I am very vocal about my beliefs, political and otherwise.
51. Do you care about the environment?
Yes. But I am not a “tree hugger”. I just think the environment should be respected for what it is.
52. What’s your motto for life?
Take one day at a time and play with the cards dealt to me.
53. Is progress destroying the beauty of the world?
Yes it is. Which is why I choose to get away from the “progress” as much as possible.
54. Do you believe there is life somewhere else in the universe?
Yes.
55. Would you like to rule a country?
No. I wouldn’t have the patience to deal with so many people’s issues. I have a hard enough time dealing with my own!
56. Do you believe everything has a purpose?
Yes, everything has a purpose and there is a purpose for everything. Sometimes it just takes longer to determine the purpose.
57. Is war ever for the best?
Yes. Depending upon the situation, obviously.
58. Could you kill anyone in defense of self or loved ones?
Yes.
59. How do you react to people (Such as Governor Rick Perry) who don’t believe global warming is really our fault?
I don’t, because I am not entirely certain that Global Warming is an actual occurence and what caused it.
60. Does love conquer all?
In theory it should, in actuality… no.
61. Is euthanasia morally acceptable?
Tough question, but yes, I think if a person is in so much pain that they wish to peacefully end their existence that they should have the option to do so. Not that I agree with it, but I think they should have the option, because we don’t know the pain they are in.
62. Is world peace impossible?
Yes.
63. Is pride a good or a bad thing?
Depends on if the pride is driven by one’s ego or not. It is one thing to be proud of an accomplishment, yet another thing to have so much pride that it blinds you to your own faults.
64.What do you think is the purpose of your life?
Still determining that one… I am a work in progress.
65. Do you believe in karma?
No.
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Monday Mayhem
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The theme for today Give Us Some Style Tips
1. What should you never wear to a job interview?
As a hiring manager, I have seen a large variety of things worn to interviews. One thing that shouldn’t be worn is a pair of blue jeans and a t-shirt.
2. Who should never wear a mini-skirt?
Anyone that doesn’t have the body to wear a mini-skirt. If your ass is so big that the mini-skirt just covers your asscheeks and that is all… you shouldn’t be wearing the mini-skirt.
3. What fashion trend for women should be outlawed?
Blue jeans worn under a skirt. Wear one or the other… not both!!
4. What fashion trend for men should be outlawed?
Wife-beater t-shirts. There is just no place for them.
5. The worst fashion trend for kids/teens would be what?
I don’t have a clue.
6. Is it ever okay to dress a pet in clothes?
No! Absolutely never dress a pet in clothes!
7. What was the worst fashion disaster of the 80′s?
Mall hair, the bangs brushed straight up like 5 inches high.
8. In 10 years from now, what will people say was the worst fashion trend on the ‘teens’ (as in 2010-2019)?
I don’t have the foggiest. I am not a fashion minded person when it comes to things like that…
Sunday Stealing- “Questions Galore, Part 2″ (Meme)
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Now, for More Questions Galore.
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Sunday Stealing on a Monday Morning (Meme)
So, I am a bit behind in my postings for the beginning of the week. I wasn’t able to take my usual Sunday leisurely stroll through the various blogs I follow. Hopefully, I will find the time today to play catch-up from the weekend events. Since I wasn’t able to take my leisurely stroll, and I wasn’t able to post what has now become my routine Meme for Sunday, I have decided to post it this morning instead…
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Now, for The Questions Galore Theme Part One.
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Sunday Stealing (Meme)
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Now, for The Lucky 33 Meme.
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Cheers to all of us thieves!
1. Can you cook?
Yes, I can cook. Not to toot my own horn, but I can cook quite well too. I just got down making the menu for the rest of the week and went grocery shopping. For me, cooking is a good way to blow off steam and stress.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To be a writer, that dream started when I was 5 and wrote my first picture book. Somewhere along the line, the dream turned to law enforcement and risk management, but writing has always been there.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing. When I sing, the dogs howl!
4. Favorite place?
Depends… my favorite all-time place that I ever lived/visited would have to be Venice, Italy. But my favorite place to be is in the bedroom… obviously…
5. Favorite vegetable
Onion. As a root vegetable, I use it in so many dishes for seasoning.
6. What was the last book you read.
“The Eye of the World” by Robert Jordan. I am re-reading the Wheel of Time Saga
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Leo
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? “
Tattoos, yes, piercings no.
9. Worst Habit?
Biting my nails
10. Do you personally know anybody on Blog?
Not that have commented on this blog. But, I know people that have blogs.
11. What is your favorite sport?
American Football
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic (most of the time)
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an lift with someone of the opposite sex?
Depends… how long are we stuck in the lift and do we find one another attractive. If she were annoying… not a whole lot…
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Get married to my first wife…
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
Hmmm… can’t really think of a weird fact about me. It really depends on how you classify weird, doesn’t it?
16. Do you have any pets?
Yes, 1 dog
17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
Unfortunately yes, and the person that created it should be castrated (or shot)
18. Is the sun shining where you are now?
Yes, it is a beautiful day.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I don’t think they are either, but I do think that the people that are clowns are probably very odd people.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Not a thing, other than my fluctuating weight I am happy with how I look.
21. Would you be my good angel or bad angel?
I would be the angel that tries to do good, but invariably gets you mixed up in bad stuff
22. What color eyes do you have? .
Brown
23. Ever been married?
Twice
24. Bottle or Draft?
Draft
25. If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Don’t know the conversion rate, but probably spend it on my kids
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I don’t chew bubble gum
27. What’s your favorite bar to hang at?
I don’t hang at bars any more and haven’t for so long that I couldn’t name a decent one around here. But I used to like to hang at the “J-Bar-T” in Great Falls, MT.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, or more appropriately spirits, not the ones with the white sheets
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Read and Write
30. Do you swear a lot?
Not as much as I used too, but probably more than I should
31. Biggest pet peeve?
Stupid people
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Philisophical
33. In two words, how would you describe yourself?
verrückt Erzähler (Mad Storyteller)
Sunday Stealing (Meme)
I started doing this last weekend after reading a few entries on Lady Laid Bare. It is a little thing called “Sunday Stealing”. I don’t generally fill out Meme’s, but it looks like a fun way to kill some time.
If interested in playing along you can find them at Sunday Stealing. It looks like a new one is posted every week.
Now, for the The Meme That’s Going Around.
A. Age: 37
B. Bed size: Queen
C. Chore that you hate: Dusting
D. Dogs: 1 Dog, a mutt
E. Essential start to your day: Perusing tumblr for new photos
F. Favorite color: Gray
G. Gold or Silver: White Gold
H. Height: 6 foot 3
I. Instruments you play: Guitar and Piano
J. Job title: Manager (of what remains to be seen 
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K. Kids: Yes, 2 of them
L. Live: North Carolina
M. Mother’s name: TMI
N. Nicknames: Der Erzahler, Storyteller, Asshole
O. Overnight hospital stays: Yep
P. Pet peeve: Stupid People
Q. Quote from a movie: “You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.” ~Blondie from “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”
R. Right or left handed: Ambidextrius
S. Siblings: Several
T. Time you wake up: 5:45 am
U. Underwear: Boxer Briefs
V. Vegetable you hate: Eggplant
W. What makes you run late: My wife
X. X-Rays you’ve had: Too many to mention in this short Meme
Y. Yummy food that you make: All food I make is yummy, otherwise, why make it all?
Z. Zoo animal: Gorilla
Sunday Stealing
I just want to say thanks to Lady Laid Bare for turning me on to this fun little thing called “Sunday Stealing”. I don’t generally fill out Meme’s, but it looks like a fun way to kill some time.
If interested in playing along you can find them at Sunday Stealing. It looks like a new one is posted every week.
Now, for the Lower 40 Meme Part Two.
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21) Have you ever flown a kite?
I used to fly kites all the time as a kid. I tried to last summer, but found that I had somehow lost the ability. It was a horrible mess, probably be another 25 to 30 years before I try again.
22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
Nope, and I don’t wish on other people’s fallen lashes either.
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
Yes, I do. Although, I also consider myself a failure in some aspects as well. I think success is relative to what you are doing at the time.
24) When was the last time that you made an obscene phone call?
Never. Unless you call phone sex an obscene phone call. But, I don’t think so, since she was a willing participant. But even that has been almost 10 years ago.
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
Uh, no…
26) Plans for tomorrow?
Work, work and work some more.
27) Can you juggle?
Not very well, no. One of things I am definitely not successful at.
28) Missing someone now?
Always.
29) When was the last time you told someone “I love you”?
5 minutes ago.
30) And truly meant it?
Of course, I was talking to my kid.
31) How often do you drink alcohol?
I am tempted to say never, but that isn’t exactly true. It is more like 3 or 4 drinks a year, not more than that.
32) How are you feeling today?
Great!
33) Have you every tried to write a meme?
No, I could never think of enough questions to fill one.
34) Have you ever been fired from a job?
No. I am usually on the other end of the firing paradigm. I am typically the one doing the firing, not the other way around.
35) What are you looking forward to?
For my friend Woman to have the “Great Firewall of China” lowered, so she can post more wonderful blog entries!
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes, I have crawled in a window and out a window. But that is a story for another day!
37) What’s the most recent bad meal that you had to endure?
I don’t endure bad meals. If it is bad, I don’t eat it.
38) Can you handle the truth?
What? Am I stuck in the old Tom Cruise movie A Few Good Men!? Yes. I like to think I can handle the truth. But again, that is relative and sometime the truth… well… it just plain hurts.
39) Whose to blame for what’s going on?
The Democrats…
40) What will it take to fix it all up?
The Republicans…
‘Nuff said…
